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Tophatted Ferret
It was a bright cold day in April, & the clocks were striking thirteen. Laughably, a ferret had been made a guest at PDFC; they stocked up on libations for the thirsty mustelid. Indeed you heard right, the top hat wearing giant of a ferret has been invited to the very con you are attending! Knowing the convention had asked Alkali to write something about himself, the ferret got to work. Easygoing as he was, Alkali jumped at the chance to put his pen to paper. The sounds of frantic scribbling could be heard as he wrote facts on his very being. “Excellent cook, improve comic, kind of gay, HUGE fan of D&D and LARPing. “Quaint, kind, tall and loud” finished his description that all attendees would see. Unabashed by his description the ferret sat back in his chair, elated to be finished with the arduous task of describing himself. I know what you are asking, “why would Alkali write the story of him writing his entry rather than writing the entry himself”? Lament not my friends, for a true description of Alkali lies in one simple step. All one must do is read the first letter of every sentence.
9:00 PM2hMain Events (Crystal Ballroom)
Hosts:
Alkali Bismuth
Guests:
Boozy Badger, Pepper Coyote, Draggor, Iggy, so many more!
Mystery Science Theatre 3000 – furry style! Come join Alkali as we (and probably the whole room full of people) verbally rip a movie of our choosing to shreds! Hopefully this year’s movie will NOT have center screen wipes.
9:00 PM2hMain Events (Crystal Ballroom)Thursday
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Mystery Science Theatre 3000 – furry style! Come join Alkali as we (and probably the whole room full of people) verbally rip a movie of our choosing to shreds! Hopefully this year’s movie will NOT have center screen wipes.
1:30 PM1hSecondary Events (S201)
Hosts:
Alkali Bismuth
Get a behind the scenes, comedic look at what it takes to run a convention!
1:30 PM1hSecondary Events (S201)Friday
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Get a behind the scenes, comedic look at what it takes to run a convention!
5:00 PM1hSecondary Events (S201)
Hosts:
Boozy Badger
Guests:
Alkali Bismuth, Draggor, Friends
Yes, we're aware of the pun. Donate charity dollars to see teams debate two completely disparate things while Boozy torments the panelists.
5:00 PM1hSecondary Events (S201)Friday
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Yes, we're aware of the pun. Donate charity dollars to see teams debate two completely disparate things while Boozy torments the panelists.
8:00 PM1h 30mSecondary Events (S201)
Hosts:
Alkali Bismuth, Draggor
Based off the popular TV show “Whose Line is it Anyway,” this is everyone’s chance to get up on stage and improvise with their fellow furs! A completely interactive panel, Who’s Lion will feature such games as: Questions Only, Whose Line, Party Quirks, and even World’s Worst.
8:00 PM1h 30mSecondary Events (S201)Friday
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Based off the popular TV show “Whose Line is it Anyway,” this is everyone’s chance to get up on stage and improvise with their fellow furs! A completely interactive panel, Who’s Lion will feature such games as: Questions Only, Whose Line, Party Quirks, and even World’s Worst.
10:00 PM2hTertiary Events (Regency Ballroom)
Hosts:
Faelan, Kashi, MLW, Alkali Bismuth, Draggor
Join Game-Master Faelan for D&D hijinx with your con chairs past & present! The more money you throw at our charity, the more chaos Faelan throws at the players!
10:00 PM2hTertiary Events (Regency Ballroom)Friday
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Join Game-Master Faelan for D&D hijinx with your con chairs past & present! The more money you throw at our charity, the more chaos Faelan throws at the players!
11:00 AM1hTertiary Events (Regency Ballroom)
Hosts:
Boozy Badger, Alkali Bismuth
Boozy and his legal layman, Alkali Bismuth, discuss legal news, with an explanation of how the legal principles are truly messed up. The pair look at an actual legal case, current or historical, in a lighthearted and profane manner as Boozy tries to get Alkali to understand the law really can be made up as one goes along.
11:00 AM1hTertiary Events (Regency Ballroom)Saturday
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Boozy and his legal layman, Alkali Bismuth, discuss legal news, with an explanation of how the legal principles are truly messed up. The pair look at an actual legal case, current or historical, in a lighthearted and profane manner as Boozy tries to get Alkali to understand the law really can be made up as one goes along.
2:00 PM1h 30mMain Events (Crystal Ballroom)
Guests:
Alkali Bismuth, Boozy Badger
The comedy stylings of Boozy Badger and Akali Bismuth.
2:00 PM1h 30mMain Events (Crystal Ballroom)Saturday
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The comedy stylings of Boozy Badger and Akali Bismuth.
9:30 PM1h 30mTertiary Events (Regency Ballroom)
Hosts:
Alkali Bismuth
Ever wanted to try stand up? Perform a solo song? Here's your chance, in 3 minutes, and then get professional, experienced critique!
9:30 PM1h 30mTertiary Events (Regency Ballroom)Saturday
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Ever wanted to try stand up? Perform a solo song? Here's your chance, in 3 minutes, and then get professional, experienced critique!
11:00 AM2hSecondary Events (S201)
Hosts:
FurSquared
Guests:
Alkali Bismuth, Boozy Badger, Pandez
Think of the kittens and puppies! -- Also, buy neat stuff! Like a $110 McNugget
11:00 AM2hSecondary Events (S201)Sunday
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Think of the kittens and puppies! -- Also, buy neat stuff! Like a $110 McNugget
1:30 PM1hTertiary Events (Regency Ballroom)
Hosts:
Alkali Bismuth
Gather round for stories from the imaginative beyond: Whether it's around a table for D&D, or out in the woods for a LARP, hear some fun stories!
1:30 PM1hTertiary Events (Regency Ballroom)Sunday
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Gather round for stories from the imaginative beyond: Whether it's around a table for D&D, or out in the woods for a LARP, hear some fun stories!
4:30 PM1h 30mMain Events (Crystal Ballroom)
Hosts:
Alkali Bismuth, Boozy Badger, Tikku
What? The Faire is coming to a close?! Well, you know what to do! Come by for sea shanties, a couple of laughs and making the most merry before the gates close for the year. You have to work off all those pickles somehow!
4:30 PM1h 30mMain Events (Crystal Ballroom)Sunday
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What? The Faire is coming to a close?! Well, you know what to do! Come by for sea shanties, a couple of laughs and making the most merry before the gates close for the year. You have to work off all those pickles somehow!